Smells Like I Own This Fucking Place Soy Candle, New Homeowner Gift, Housewarming Candle, Closing Day Gift, Funny Candle, New House Gift

Smells Like I Own This F*cking Place – Soy Wax Candle

Moving into a new space deserves a bold statement, and this candle says it all. Our “Smells like I own this fcking place”* soy wax candle is hand-poured in small batches with 100% natural soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn. Equal parts cozy and confident, it’s the ultimate housewarming gift for anyone ready to make their new place feel like home.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

100% natural soy wax – eco-friendly & clean burning
Hand-poured with care for a personal touch
Long-lasting burn time to keep the new home cozy
Makes a fun and unique housewarming or realtor gift
Perfect for new homeowners, renters, or anyone who’s just claimed their space

Whether it’s for yourself, a friend, or a new neighbor, this candle brings warmth, laughter, and just the right amount of attitude to every room. Because owning your space—literally or figuratively—should always smell this good.

INGREDIENTS & SIZING
Hand Poured with Love in the Heartland❤️ (Southern Illinois, USA)
Our candles are made from soy wax 🕯️—100% natural wax derived from vegetable soybeans—as well as 100% vegan, cruelty-free, and feature a 100% cotton wick 🌿, all natural and non-toxic. 🚫
We use fragrance oils that are 100% free from phthalates, toxins, carcinogens, and other hazardous chemicals commonly found in fragrance oils. 🚫🔬
Standard 9 oz Candle Jar
Diameter: 2.75 in
Height: 3.5 in

WHAT MAKES OUR CANDLES SPECIAL -
This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor. 🕯️
This candle features a 100% cotton wick; cotton wicks burn consistently, allowing you to enjoy your candle for hours. ⏳
50-60 hours of burning time. ⏰

FRAGRANCE LIST

🍎 Apple Harvest
Our Apple Harvest is a true, ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice.
Notes:
Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla

🧺 Clean Cotton
This scent begins with calming cotton blossom and a touch of lemon, giving way to a heart of crisp linen. Base notes of powder, sandalwood, and violet ground this clean, classic fragrance.
Notes:
Top: Lemon, Cotton Blossom
Middle: Linen
Base: Sandalwood, Powder, Violet

🌿 White SAGE & LAVENDER
This clean, herbal scent summons an apothecary atmosphere.
Notes:
Top: Lavender
Middle: Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary, Camphor
Base: Cedar, Sandalwood

🌊 SEA SALT + ORCHID
Crisp ozonic top notes blend into mid notes of sea salt, lush green leaves, and intoxicating freesia all resting on a relaxing base of tonka bean, amber, and a hint of musk.
Notes:
Top: Ozone, Orange
Middle: Sea Salt, Freesia, Green Leaves
Base: Tonka Bean, Light Musk, Amber

🎃 PUMPKIN SPICED
Warm and cozy pumpkin pie scent with vanilla whipped cream base notes.
Notes:
Top: Clove, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Pumpkin, Buttercream
Base: Vanilla, Smoke

☕ COFFEE SHOP
This energizing scent is a coffee lover’s dream and perfect for year-round.
Notes:
Top: Coffee
Middle: Caramel, Sugar
Base: Vanilla, Milk

🗺️ UNCHARTED
Channeling the spirit of adventure, Uncharted fragrance oil pays homage to rugged explorers in far-off places. Perfect masculine scent that men love.
Notes:
Top: Grass, Bergamot
Middle: Eucalyptus, Balsam
Base: Leather, Patchouli

🧁 VERY VANILLA
Creates a calm and comforting atmosphere, and enhances other fragrances with its warm, sweet scent.
Notes:
Top: Buttercream
Middle: Cake, Vanilla
Base: Bourbon, Sugar

🍯 AMBER & FRENCH VANILLA SCENT
Creamy vanilla and warm amber intertwine with soft notes of cedarwood, oak, sandalwood, and patchouli in this alluring blend.
Notes:
Top: Vanilla, Amber
Middle: Patchouli
Bottom: Sandalwood, Cedarwood, Oak

🍵 White Tea
Deeply aromatic, this scent begins with top notes of mandarin and lemongrass amplified by mid notes of bergamot and ginger steeped in a base of white tea and jasmine. The ultimate spa scent.
Notes:
Top: Mandarin, Lemon
Middle: Bergamot, Ginger
Base: Jasmine, White Tea

🍓 STRAWBERRIES & CHAMPAGNE
A fruity fragrance with wild strawberries and sparkling champagne on a base of soothing musk and sandalwood.
Notes:
Top: Orange, Strawberry
Middle: Jasmine, Rose, Lilac
Bottom: Sandalwood, Musk

🌲 WHITE BIRCH
Adds a layer of sophistication to traditional pine scents with vivid notes of eucalyptus, cypress, and tonka bean, creating a unique aromatic crispness.
Notes:
Top: Eucalyptus, Mint
Middle: Cypress, Pine
Base: Smoke, Tonka Bean

Thank you so much for supporting our small business! We ship out all orders in 1-3 business days 📦. If you have a custom request, we would be happy to help. Please feel free to reach out if you have any questions. We hope our candles warm your heart. 🕯️💖