Make them laugh while dodging the “When are you having kids?” question with our “Sorry, Still No Grandkids But Here’s a Candle” candle. Perfect for parents who joke about grandchildren—or for kids who want to give a funny but thoughtful gift.
Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax, this witty candle burns clean, looks stylish in its amber jar, and makes the perfect conversation starter. It’s a great way to bring humor (and a little light) to family gatherings, birthdays, holidays, or just because.
😂 A playful, cheeky gift for parents. ✨ Eco-friendly soy wax with a slow, clean burn. 🎁 Comes ready to gift—no extra wrapping needed.
Details
Hand-poured with 100% soy wax
Cotton wick for a clean burn
Net weight: 8 oz (approx. 40–45 hours burn time)
Eco-friendly, phthalate-free, non-toxic
Perfect For
Funny gift for parents
Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift
Birthday or holiday gag gift
Kids who still haven’t given them grandkids
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INGREDIENTS & SIZING Our candles are made from soy wax 🕯️—100% natural wax derived from vegetable soybeans—as well as 100% vegan, cruelty-free, and feature a 100% cotton wick 🌿, all natural and non-toxic. 🚫 We use fragrance oils that are 100% free from phthalates, toxins, carcinogens, and other hazardous chemicals commonly found in fragrance oils. 🚫🔬 Standard 9 oz Candle Jar Diameter: 2.75 in Height: 3.5 in
WHAT MAKES OUR CANDLES SPECIAL - This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor. 🕯️ This candle features a 100% cotton wick; cotton wicks burn consistently, allowing you to enjoy your candle for hours. ⏳ 50-60 hours of burning time. ⏰
Thank you so much for supporting our small business! We ship out all orders in 1-3 business days 📦. If you have a custom request, we would be happy to help. Please feel free to reach out if you have any questions. We hope our candles warm your heart. 🕯️💖